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25 Hilarious Beauty Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Instantly

If you enjoy reading our collection of beauty quotes, then you might also like some beauty associated humour. After all, it's said that laughter is the best medicine and what better way to tickle your funny bone than skimming over this compilation of hilarious beauty jokes.

One way of bonding with your peers, co-workers and family is through funny conversations. Even if you are not particualry witty, and can't come up with witty one-liners of you own, you can make use of funny jokes that you read in books or over the internet and add that fun element in your converstations.

After all, cracking jokes in the midst of stressful situations at home or workplace relieves one from mental pressure and work load. Using a good sense of humor really helps strengthens the bond between people.

So hear jokes, read jokes and tell jokes! Ultimately, everyone, regardless of language, culture, race, age, gender, etc., has in common is that everyone loves a good joke.

25 Funny Beauty Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Instantly

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Beauty Joke 1

A girl to her friend: My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful.

Friend:  Well they do say that love is blind !

Beauty Joke 2

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.

Beauty Joke 3

Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance?

Man: It did for a while – then it fell off.

Beauty Joke 4

Girl: I don’t think these photographs you’ve taken do me justice.

Her friend: You don’t want justice – you want mercy !

Beauty Joke 5

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly?

Boyfriend: Of course I do !

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Beauty Joke 6

Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.

Beauty Joke 7

First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that’s vanity?

Second girl: No, it’s imagination.

Beauty Joke 8

First witch: My beauty is timeless.

Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

Beauty Joke 9

First Girl: People say I've lovely, dense hair.

Second Girl:  Pity it’s not on your head.

Beauty Joke 10

Jack: I can’t understand why people say my girlfriend’s legs look like matchsticks.

Bill: They do look like sticks – but they certainly don’t match.

Beauty Joke 11

Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.
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Beauty Joke 12

An elderly teacher:  "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" 

The student: "It is obviously past."

Beauty Joke 13

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Beauty Joke 14

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

Beauty Joke 15

Fred: What’s that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?
 
Harry: Help! What is it?
 
Fred: Your head!

Beauty Joke 16

I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

Beauty Joke 17

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Beauty Joke 18

Hello everyone, welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces here tonight.

Beauty Joke 19

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time.

Beauty Joke 20

The best part about working in an office is that if you ever forget that you got a haircut, someone will definitely point it out to you.

Beauty Joke 21

Your hairline is like Pluto, unreachable.

Beauty Joke 22

Deodorant? No, I've never needed to buy any. People just give it to me, complete strangers sometimes.

Beauty Joke 23

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beauty Joke 24

Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty ?
 
Gary: Well, let’s just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say oink, oink !

Beauty  Joke 25

What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !

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  1. Suvarna8:50 AM

    Very good jokes

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  2. unknown9:07 AM

    Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight,' said Julie.
    'It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.

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  3. Gajanan9:08 AM

    hhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahah… very funny!!
    hahahahhahahaha

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