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Funny Beauty Quotes

Humour is an essential, scientifically proven, yet highly overlooked, element of holistic health. One good belly laugh a day is believed to be as therapeutic as 15 minutes of meditation. Yet many of us forget to get our daily dose of the "laugh" vitamin. If you don't laugh much, and want to rectify the situation, try to associate with humorous fun loving people and avoid the downers. If you are a loner, turn to books on satire, read jokes or watch comedy serials or movies to keep your humour muscles vigorous. On that note, go through this collection of funny beauty quotes and pump your humour muscles.
Funny Beauty Quotes
Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts.
- Serge Gainsbourg
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
- Henny Youngman
If you're considered a beauty, it's hard to be accepted doing anything but standing around.
- Cybil Shepard
Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring, really boring, so boring.
- Michelle Pfeiffer
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.
That's deep enough. What do you want--an adorable pancreas?
- Jean Kerr
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.
- Margaret Cho
The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.
- Joan Collins
Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
- Anne Frank
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
- Jerry Seinfield
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
- Kin Hubbard
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  1. Anonymous9:12 AM

    "Beauty is the radiance that originates from inner security and strong character.-JANE SEYMOIR

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  2. Santosh9:23 AM

    sense of humour--Something is funny when it's unusual something that we're not expecting yet it happens. There's degree to when we will allow ourselves to laugh at something like if something is painful and hurtful to someone in that situation we would not laugh

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  3. Shaila9:25 AM

    What is the effect of humour in our busy life?

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  4. Anonymous9:25 AM

    A very good tonic for keeping the mind very healthy!
    Usually, we get 'stuck' to something we try to achieve, and if the situation is not very favourable, or conducive, we get depression, dejection etc.
    Humour affords us to look at the situation a bit differently, and allows us to 'distance' ourselves from the situation and enjoy its funny aspects. This process gently dis-engages us from being deeply 'stuck'. Just like when too much wet sticky mud gets stuck to our shoe-soles, it makes walking fast a bit difficult and uncomfortable. So occasionally, we take a pause, remove atleast some mud and make the shoe a bit lighter and continue walking! Humour lessens the burden on minds for a while!

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  5. unknown9:26 AM

    Most scientific studies of the affect of humor on humans show that it is usually beneficial. So whether your life is busy or not, enjoying some humor everyday is a good idea. It may not slow life down, but will make it more enjoyable.

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  6. Anonymous9:27 AM

    "bitter medicine taken with honey tastes sweet"
    humor adds days n moments to your life

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  7. Anonymous9:40 AM

    We like jokes because they serve several important functions. They 'break the ice' to make us feel comfortable, they build relationships by laughing together, and in some circumstances they can identify groups of people depending on who laughs or gets offended.

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  8. Babu9:41 AM

    We all like jokes because it entertains as well as it relaxes our mind. The personal choice of every mankind is different, thats why someone likes a particular kind of joke while other does not.

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  9. KimberlyP7:11 AM

    I read once that Cindy Crawford stated 'even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford!' I loved it.

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  10. Chetana8:40 AM

    Anti-aging serums only work on dead women.

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  11. Hritik8:41 AM

    Age spots should be removed before they combine to form something even bigger and uglier.

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  12. Phalguni8:43 AM

    Continue to apply moisturizer until you can no longer hear your pores sucking wind.

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  13. Varalaxmi11:55 AM

    "'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,'

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  14. Saroj11:56 AM

    "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

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